Entertainment

Actions

Bye, Gisele Bundchen; Hello ... Angela Merkel?

Gisele Bundchen didn't make the cut for Forbes' list of the 100 Most Powerful Women, though she retired this year, so she's likely not sweating it.
Posted

Fashion model extraordinaire Gisele Bundchen turns heads, but she's apparently lost her power. 

No, not like she's lost her super powers, just her power to sway the masses

That's according to Forbes, at least, as she's been knocked off its top 100 most powerful women list for this year.

The model had been on the list the past five years. 

Lady Gaga was also booted from the list. But we're sure the pair will just put on their poker faces and do what they want.

Gisele is retired, anyway. 

But someone still dominating the list?

Hillary Clinton. She's been on the ranking since it started in 2004. This year, she made the No. 2 spot.

German Chancellor Angela Merkel topped the list ... again. Over the years, she has been on the list 10 times, nine of those times at No. 1.

"'Cause 2 is not a winner and 3 nobody remembers." Nelly, anyone? No? OK.

Speaking of, Nelly didn't make the list, either. Nah, not the powerful women one. The wealthiest hip-hop artist 2015 list. Because it exists.

And as for Gisele, she's still at the top of Forbes' list of the highest-paid models — by a landslide. 

Forbes sure does love its lists. Hey! Instead of the "There's an App for That" list, Forbes should coin "There's a List for That." We're funny. 

This video includes an image from Getty Images.