Jimmy Fallon Pens Thank You Notes To Terrible Thanksgiving Traditions

This year for Thanksgiving, Jimmy Fallon penned some thank you cards we all we wish we could write. 

"Thank you, second cousins for being strangers I have to hug," Jimmy Fallon said on the "Tonight Show."

Ah, gotta love awkward reunions with distant relatives who you only see once a year. And Jimmy couldn't forget to celebrate the only good thing about the most blasphemous Thanksgiving dish.

"Thank you, torfurkery for being how Snoop Dogg says 'turkey,'" Jimmy continued.

As Snoop himself would say, fo shizzle. (Video via Doggystyle Records / Snoop Dogg)

But, although these terrible Thanksgiving things may be true, its probably best not to ruin Christmas by actually sending them out. Note to self, Jimmy.

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