Nick Offerman's Meat-Only Diet Will Make Your Arteries Hurt

Nick Offerman has a fall diet that would pretty much make any meat lover jealous and horrify any nutritionist.

"If you want a salad with your brats, here are some Wisconsin cheese curds," Nick said on "The Tonight Show."

Nick needed to gain weight for his part in a stage adaptation of "A Confederacy of Dunces." And the diet he introduced to Jimmy Fallon on  "The Tonight Show" would certainly help you put on a few pounds, or even give a lesser man a heart attack. 

"You may have heard of the turduken," Nick said.

"Oh, is that it?" Jimmy asked.

"Yeah, it's a chicken carcass inserted into a duck carcass, which is then shoved inside of a turkey," Nick said.  

But maybe Nick's body can take the punishment after all those years of playing the protein-loving Ron Swanson on "Parks and Recreation." 

"You know what, I think I will have that third steak after all," Nick's character said on "Parks and Recreation."

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