The Palin family was reportedly in a brawl, y'all.
It all went down last Saturday. So here's what's being reported:
A man told ABC he was at a party when Bristol Palin, former vice presidential candidate Sarah Palin's daughter, started punching a man. Then the source says Track Palin started attacking someone who had dated his younger sister Willow.
ABC: "The Palin family was asked to leave the party. ... Once the fight was broken up, the former vice presidential candidate and her family left."
"It was like we were just on a Jerry Springer episode."
Simmer down there, Palin fam. Other national news also caught wind of the supposed punching party.
CBS: "No one was arrested. The Palins haven't commented on the report."
NBC: "At one point Sarah Palin yelled, 'Don't you know who I am?' Someone shouted back, 'This isn't some hillbilly reality show.'"
So far, this has been a one-sided story, as the Palins have yet to comment. What we know for sure is that police have confirmed there was a fight at the party and the Palins were at said party. Who was actually involved remains in question.
And while we're on the "reportedly" train, it was reportedly a birthday party. Some reportedly say it was for Sarah's husband, Todd Palin ... reportedly. Todd also reportedly got a bloody nose, somehow, reportedly.
This is the second time this week the Palins have made the news. The Alaska Dispatch says last Sunday, a man showed up in Bristol Palin's driveway and was arrested on felony stalking charges.
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