This is Natalie, a 3-year-old, pint-sized girl who's figured out one person stands between her and her true Prince Charming: her mother.
"I'm pretty sure I'm married to daddy," Natalie's mom Katy Lehr Argubright says.
"I'm married to daddy!" Natalie exclaims.
"You wanna marry daddy? But I'm already married to him," Argubright says.
"I want to marry him!" Natalie yells.
Tough life being a toddler. Always wanting things you can't have.
Extra cookies. Shorter nap times. Marrying Daddy. It's rough.
"I don't want you to talk to me," Natalie says.
We spoke with Natalie's mother, Katy, on Facebook. She said she and her husband Tom were teaching Natalie about marriage and what it meant when the toddler decided she needed to marry her father.
Poor girl. Katy had to break it to Natalie that she'll actually never, ever be able to marry Daddy. Her first heartbreak ...
This video includes images from Getty Images and Facebook / Katy Lehr Argubright.