When cat videos just aren't doing it for us, we always know we can rely on a "kids say the darndest things" moment.
Austin Capps filmed his daughter one morning after she'd finished getting ready for work. And while you might think the hilarity stops at her, uhh, liberal application of makeup, wait until you hear her describe her "job."
Lauralie Capps: "So Megatron's closing down Disney, right? Where I work usually. … So Megatron says I have to get a computer, grab it from the store. … Megatron has tons of lipstick on his computer … his computer is pink, so he uses his mom's different lipstick to make his computer all pink. … "
Austin Capps: "No offense, but Megatron sounds like the biggest sissy ever."
Lauralie Capps: "Umm, he's the biggest guy ever. So Megatron's moms woke up today, and she had, like, no lipstick or chapstick. … She just throwed Megatron out the window."
At least now we know where Megatron got his temper … the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, ladies and gents.
One young girl appeared to be sleeping in the car, snoozing before a visit to a live butterfly museum. But watch what happens when her godfather has some bad news about the beautiful bugs.
Henri Himschoot: "I just got back now they said the butterflies died yesterday, sorry."
Kivah: "Butterflies didn't died! Butterflies are alive!"
We've probably all had our nose "stolen" by a family member before, and frankly it's no fun! This young lady certainly seems to agree.
Kyra: "Where's my nose gone?"
Kalila: "I don't know, what happened?"
Kyra: "I lost it."
Kalila: "What did you lose?"
Kyra: "My nose … Daddy, please. I wanna have it back."
(dad gives back nose)
Kalila: "Have you got it back?"
Kyra: "Yeah."
Kalila: "Are you happy now?"
Kyra: "Yeah."
While there aren't any words here, you really can't help but smile at this little guy getting quite the kick out of a water fountain.
(water fountain running, little boy laughing)
Mom: "Is that the funniest thing?"
(more laughter)
And this last one is less about what the kid's saying and more about what he's not saying.
Fourteen-month-old James apparently loves his toy car so much that he exhausted himself playing on it. The poor little guy just can't seem to stay awake long enough to move the little vehicle.
(James cries in frustration before falling back to sleep)
